Your tax dollars at work

OK, so I was on my way to Em's 1st birthday party and I see the billboard for www.ready.gov brought to you by the Dept. of Homeland Security. I can't resist. I MUST know how to prepare myself in the event of a terrorist attack at The Gap. (As if wearing that crap isn't an act of fashion terrorism.) I hit the homepage and start weaving through the labrynth of pages when I found it. PROOF that they are trying to mind-control the children. Judge for yourselves, but BEWARE the hypnotic power...

FEMA DISASTER

khyber