Suburbia is the Crime,Yardwork is the Punishment

Quite a few years ago, I said "Old Nazis never die, they just join Homeowners Associations." I had no idea how right I was.

We got a letter informing us that on May 12, our yard was deemed not to be "attractive". Apparently Herr Wilson drives around each Wednesday inspecting us. So this weekend, instead of working on my cold fusion project or finding a cure for cancer, I must engage in hand to hand combat with the dandelions.

Now you may ask myself why a free spirit like myself would submit herself to such an organization. If we wanted the house, the Nazis came with it, and we really wanted the house. It was a much better house than we could afford, at a price we could. And there were no registered sex offenders living next door.

I will have my revenge, preferably in the form of some very obnoxious yard art.

KISS MY ASS MR. WILSON!!!!!!!

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and I'll give you some candy.

But if you let the GAYS marry....

Gay marriage has been legal in Massachusetts for a couple of days now. I listen to a lot of talk radio and I have heard about this AD NAUSEUM- literally. I spent the last few days puking. So one of the big arguments against gay marriage is that it will lead us down a slippery slope to -POLYGAMY!!! EEEEKKKKK!

Could gay marriage lead to polygamy- probably not, but SO FUCKING WHAT if it did? If 2 consenting adults can commit to a relationship, then why can't 3 or 4 or 5? It happens all the time. Making it illegal is ridiculous. Maybe it's just my Mormon upbringing talking, but I just don't see the big deal.

Now, I am not personally interested in engaging in polygamy. I have a wicked jealous streak that isn't really compatible with the lifestyle. Sure, I had the OFFER to be a sister-wife, but I only briefly entertained the idea. That was long before the hooking up with the dreamy husband and birthing the fairy princess.

But if you are interested in exploring more, check out Polygamy.com

Your tax dollars at work

OK, so I was on my way to Em's 1st birthday party and I see the billboard for www.ready.gov brought to you by the Dept. of Homeland Security. I can't resist. I MUST know how to prepare myself in the event of a terrorist attack at The Gap. (As if wearing that crap isn't an act of fashion terrorism.) I hit the homepage and start weaving through the labrynth of pages when I found it. PROOF that they are trying to mind-control the children. Judge for yourselves, but BEWARE the hypnotic power...

FEMA DISASTER

khyber